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Campaign 2 Episode 8 White Hounds Holocaust Finale – Bohemian Boat Trip

Dave has provided a ‘cabaret’ write up of the last game for the Arribistes in amazing style. Genius.

Lyrics

Was this a good life?
Living on Tenerife
After the King died,
Frankie ruled this place terribly
Open your eyes,
And on the horizon see,
Medium sized yacht, landing a small dinghy
Boats are easy come, easy go,
To our town, they may go,
Any way their crew goes, they will have to answer to me, to me
 
Mama, just killed our Han,
Put a saw right through her waist,
Magic show in poorest taste
Mama, my reign has just begun,
But now my subjects think that I’m insane
Mama, oooh,
Perhaps it’s time to fly,
We could go steal that yacht some time tomorrow,
Hanny’s gone, Hanny’s gone, and we’ve cleaned up all the splatter
 
Too late, here comes Top Gun,
Sending shivers down our spines, but to kill him’s out of line
Goodbye everybody, we’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all to build a big statue
Mama, oooh, Cruise just won’t comply
So Roy will have to punch him with some paint balls
 
I’m just a little silly Sea Org lovin’ man,
What a douche, What a douche, Why’ve you come to Barracando?
Operating Thetan’s, gonna get a beaten, see
Magic Kingdom, Magic Kingdom
Magic Kingdom, Magic Kingdom
Magic Kingdom, Magic Show – magnifico-o-o-ooo
 
I’m just an actor, nobody shoot me
He’s just a cultist, punch him in the ghoolies,
Spare him his life then throw him in the sea
 
I did come, but I’ll go, will you let me row
O Sea Org! No, we’ll punch you in the toe
(Let him go!) O Sea Org! We’ll punch you in the toe
(Let him go!) O Sea Org! We’ll punch you in the toe
(Let me go) Punch you in the toe
(Let me go) Punch you in the toe
(Let me go) Punch you in the toe – ooh – ohhhhh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
 
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, make them row
Medallion makes them think he is their God Frankie, Frankie, Frankieeee
 
So you think if we knock them off this yacht they’ll thrive
And we’ll find where their fleet is and out there we’ll drive
Then, maybe, they’ll agree that we’re Stately
They’ll be devout, we’ll sail throughout the frontier
 
Tenerife’s in tatters, Heading out to sea,
Tenerife’s in tatters,
Tenerife’s in tatters, take E
Any way the wind blows..
 

One comment on “Campaign 2 Episode 8 White Hounds Holocaust Finale – Bohemian Boat Trip

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