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Pink Gins & Googlies 11.4 Family Finale

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm February 4, 2020 1 Comment

Having seized the French airship the girls find it locks down and under autopilot zips across the skies. Contessa Lemichello wrestles with the controls to no avail as the other girls attend to find an escape route. The airship descends into a giant barn in rural Long Island who’s roof opens to reveal a glowing […]

Pink gins & googlies: White Ferns XI v Cranford ladies

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm January 25, 2020 Leave a comment

After the trials of the axe beaks Cranford ladies take to an overcast field to compete against the Wellington White Ferns, a very game bunch of girls over 50 overs. The in biting wind and overcast skies the White Ferns Captain Carol McKenzie wins the toss and sucking teeth chooses to bat. The inclement weather […]

Pink Gins & Googlies 11.3: oh la la the gangs all here

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm January 23, 2020 1 Comment

The girls (Gwen, Hettie, Mavis, the Contessa & Jemima ) travel to Sag Harbour to try and find submarines. Enlisting local fisherman Frank Sideboard they set sail in his humble rotten caque looking for infernal submersibles. They find no u-boats but find themselves surrounded in the thick of spiked sea mines. Under Sideboard’s direction they […]

Pink Gins & Googlies 11.2: oh the fiends we left behind

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm January 14, 2020 Leave a comment

The Contessa and Hettie share news of their discovery and capture of the Sag Harbour Vampire with Gwen, Jemima and Mavis. The gals convene at the broom cupboard in Corpseington Manor that imprisons him and interrogate the beast. He reveals before being commanded to attack from Sag Harbour He hailed from the borders of Moravia […]

Pink gins & googlies: 11.1 Sag Harbour Vampire

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm January 7, 2020 2 Comments

The girls of Cranford old girls XI arrive in New York State in the Long Island mansion of Lady Agatha’ s friend Colonel Mustard. The colonel is accommodating them before the match. It’s a lovely peaceful setting in the Hamptons after the drama of Los Angeles. In the night the Contessa and Hettie hear the […]

Pink Gins & Googlies: 10:5 Rocket Rampage

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm December 31, 2019 1 Comment

The gals are carted off to a cell. They demand food and served a stew with blinking eyeballs – it’s too much for Hettie who enters delusions of being in Nottingham. Jemima makes a fuss distracting the guards, Gwen bashes one on the back of the way with a tray and giving them an opportunity […]

Pink Gins & Googlies: 10:4 Star struck

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm December 14, 2019 1 Comment

The girls resolve the hurtle back to lucky A’s mansion to try and save the Kucky and foil Frank L Cupboard – not wanting to be outgunned they raid a nearby film lot where a western is being filmed and equip themselves in the manner and dress of Mexican bandits. (Except for Hettie who while […]

Pink Gins & Googlies: 10:3 Lights! Camera ! Action !

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm December 3, 2019 Leave a comment

The girls decide to go ahead with their plan to attend the Boadicea shoot as extras.The exception being Gwen who will be taking photos for the school magazine on set. As the shoot proceeds the crew done heavy goggles during the stone henge coronation scene. The chief Druid actor had been replaced by Hierophant, the […]

Pink Gins & Googlies: 10:2 Happy Slappy

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm November 26, 2019 Leave a comment

Following the suspicions raised when the girls of Cranford Old Girl’s XI turned up to stay at film star Lucky Wilson’s mansion after their adventures in Aden… Mavis falls asleep on her poolside stakeout (too many pins coladas? or the excitement of Mr Valentino’s attentions ? Or both ) Hettie Larwood pops out to make […]

Pink Gins & Googlies: 10:1 Hollywood Hierophant

By clarkythecruelmkkmmmm November 22, 2019 3 Comments

The gals of Cranford Ladies College Old Girls XI dock in Los Angeles were they are collected by cars and driven to the Hollywood hills and Lucky Wilson’s mansion. The film star grateful for the girls help in Aden has offered to accommodate them on the Californian bout of their tour. The girls de-bus to […]