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Agents of DUKE: the Blanka Experiment Episode 2 The Mysterious Machinations of Coffin Joe

Following their adventures uncovering the web of Red Shadow corruption in Rio, Dario, Vikram & Doc Silver are joined by Ajax and Jaspar to proceed in following the trail to the art deco pearl of Brazil’s central states Goiânia where do Caixão, Coffin Joe appears to be a link in the chain to Blanka’s origins.

They secure from DUKE (Department Undercover Kinetic Espionage) a DC 3 kitched out with velure ottomons, faux zebra skin rug and an excellent drinks cabinet.

another Negroni Dario ? just one that will he my fourth & I’m flying best make it a strong one

As the our about halfway to their destinate they spot they are being followed by a aircradt. It slips into the sun and begins and attack! Dario’s skilled piloting manages to escape the initial attack run. It’s bright red p-41 thunderbolt in red shadow livery.

P-41 inagine all that but all in red
With these roundels
and markings and stuff like this

Dario manages to use his knowledge of the enemy aircraft & its weight and torque to climb and twist away but searches in vain for cloud cover. As the Red Shadow comes in 8 x .50 calls blazing Jaspar makes a shot hitting an oil kine spurting oil over the enemy ace’s canopy – as he clears this – he flies straight and level enough for Vikram to make a deadly shot killing the enemy pilot and the Thunderbolt plummets.

The agents land at Goiânia airport quiz a janitor about strange goings on at the airport but he is a tight lipped given fear of the military authorities rulling Brazil.

They procede to Coffin Joe’s funeral home – Dario in a large anerican dodge polars with extra styling and fins. Jaspar rides shotgun. They stay outside while Vikram, Doc & Ajax go in the home.

There they are greeted by the sinister Coffin Joe.

charming fellow

When quizzed Joe is open about his co-operation with the Red Shadows – how he is not to be tied by common herd morality in his quest to find the ‘perfect speciem’ woman to ensure a ‘continuation of the blood.’ He then explodes a smokes bomb and escapes onto the roof. He escapes fleeing shots. Dario speeds in oursuit raning his dodge into a traffic jam of ethanol fueled VW beetles and giving the brazillian drivers portuguese curses there equal in his italian. The gives Jaspar the chance to clip Joe in the leg before he escapes into the market. They bundle the nefarious undertaker into the boot before ransacking his offices.

You don’t want to go there

In the offices they find that the ‘packages’ Joe was transporting using his mortuary credebtials to the corrupt Rio Military Police where transport from the Parque Zoológico, specifically the Head Primate keeper Cesar Camaras. They also find preserved but not embalmed female bodies, and a strange lab – Doc Silver collates sanoles for further study.

Hearing sirens they return to the car and find Coffin Joe has disappeared leaving empty clothes and maggots where vikram had clipped his nails. Vikram finds a mãe de santo (priestess) of Candomblé who takes the remains of coffin joe and promises to put them to good use containing his evil. Ajax also seeks advice about his puzzlement about how he never made sweet love to President Zula despite their connection but balks at the suggestion he converts to islam and proposes marriage.

the lovely President Zula

The Boys decide to spend a day at the zoo. They have some lovely ice creams and enjoy seeing the giraffes getting fed. They also see Camaras around his duties and not he seems genuineky progressive and caring about the animals. Then they hide in a storage shed till the visitors are gone and break into the primate house.

They locate Cesar in the office but leave him unmolested. They find in a loading bay a locked large container cover by tarp. Vikram unlocks it and sees it contains a cage and most awful stink,

Then as he tried to unlock the cage he is grabbed ! By rotten figures ! Wrenching himself free then lock up the container going to Camaras for answers.

absolute bounders

Despite fears for his life Camaras soon coffesses all – he is a link in the chain – once a true believer in the Red Baron but now more committed to his zoo keeping. He has to transport these mystery cargos from the Minotaur Stockyard, Rio Branco under cover as protein for omnivarious apes. He thinks there are probably further links back to a Red Shadow secret science facility deep in the Amazon rainforest.

The team contact DUKE to evacuate Camaras and his family and put a tracker on the container. They determine to board the DC3 and head to Rio Blanco.

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Agents of DUKE: the Blanka Experiment Episode 1

Science Spy Doc Silver , Ace Wheelmsn Dario Rossi & reformed(?) cat burgular Vikram Harrisson finish their complementary champagnes as they land first class in Rio di Janerio.

Their misson is to backtrack to the origin point of the mysterious Blanka. (Who Doc Silver has become quiet fond of.)

From Blanka’s recent memory DUKE’s supercomputer BOFFIN has deduced Blanka must have been kept in the 23rd Battalion , Rio di Janero Military Police Headquarters. (Brazillian Military Police are state troopers/gendarmarie) in Leblon not far from Ipanema Beach.

The trio of secret agents determine to shadow the leading lights of the station.

Major Iago Evans, the Commanding officer

Capitano Fernando Lopez, his second in command

Primiero Tiento Gerado Giananci. the Battalion Adjuant

They follow Lopez first – he drives into the favellas and has a couple of drinks where hands out cigerettes & gets tribute from street kids at bars such as the Grey Cockatoo.

Grey Cockatoo

They deduce he is running street gangs for intelligence and probably blackmail. He has a reasonable house but a very nice car and furnishings.

Next they follow the Major to his villa. He kisses his wife and seea to his children. Later on his porch he shares a drink with a middle aged German who Doc Silver recognaises as Julius Heide, a war criminal formerly of the WW2 German 27th (Penal) Panzer Regiment. Having written off the Captain as a Nazi they surprised when he pops in the garage and they a ‘white eagle of Snowdon’ banner.

They infer he supports Welsh Nationalism but perhaps gets some form of help from his Nazi neighbour.

Finalky they shadow Gerado as he finishes his night shift. Straight home to a modest house with a housekeeper – bit whst’s this ? our eagle eyed agents spot a red shadow uniform in his closet.

red shadow uniform

Pausing only to grab Doc’s tranquiliser pistol they approach the house. The cleaner recognaises them and slams an locks the door. No obstavle to Vikram who has it unlocked in a thrice and he and Doc run up the stairs – guns in their fists.

Dario goes to the kitchen and tries to retrain the cleaning lady but shes no ordinary domestic. In a flurry of Dario’s karate against her escirma and jeet kun do he manages to disarm her of a submachine gun but she bests him in fisticuffs.

Gerado reaches for a pistil under his pillow – Vikram stops him drawing it but not before Doc accidentalky shoots him with his tranquiliser pistol. A second shot takes out Gerado and Doc rushes down to help Dario.

Mrs Mop is ready for him and hekped by his tranquiliser pistol jamming. She grabs Doc’s tie, thottles him and then uses him as a shield from the punch drunk Dario. She then push kicks the stunned agents into each other and (blows) she’s gone.

With approaching sirens Dario and Doc get Vikram and Gerado in the car and make off.

Back in their villa nursing ice packs and medicinal brandy they interogate Gerado. Once they prevent taking his suicide capsuke hidden in a tooth he’s quite talkative. He runs intelkligence for the Red Shadows using hos police contacts. Occassionalky he has to mind a package thst comes from the interior from Ze do Caxiao (‘Coffin Joe’) or help the odd war criminal escape into the bush. Coffin Joe is a funeral director in Golonia, Golas state. It is there our heroes resokve to go next.

Coffin Joe
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Agents of DUKE: the Blanka Experiment

Sir Reginald Fosdyke, KG GCB GM DSO PC DL and Director pf DUKE (Departiment of Undrrcover Kinetic Espionage) will call the agents into his office.

“ excellent Work gentlemen recovering Blanka from Al Majan. The specimen is being kept comfortable as a secret NATO facility in the cool amount regions of one of our member states. He has been most cooperative and revealed that he came from Brazil. He was apparently an innocent plane crash victim who was mutated and captured by the red shadows.

rio military polivce

Your mission is to travel to Rio de Janeiro. Attempt to track back the route of Blanca to Rio from the jungle home in which he mutated. this will reveal the extent of the red shadow network in Brazil and hopefully identify the source of the mutation that effectived Blanka. Interesting he seems to have with electric powers which mirrors some of the enhanced abilities we have seen in Soviet superspies.

Blanka recalls being kept in a military police barracks in Rio de Janeiro. Not far from Ipanema Beach. You need to uncover the corrupt military policeman in the Pay of the red shadows and truck blanka’s route back to his jungke home. “

NOTE In Brazil military police are a gendarmarie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Police_(Brazil)

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Agents of DUKE: The Al Majran consideration episode

(a delayed and brief wrote up been taking kids on holiday)

Doc Silver, Ajax and Vikram touch down at Al Majran airport intending to get a biological item unknown out of the vault of the Casino Libyene.

They are stressed because miami gangster ‘Tony ‘two shorts’ Doc Silver last saw then he scarred him with steam on the Vega’s Hunters Island. They think they escape being recognaised.

Tony ‘two shorts’ now half his face is scarred in a two face styl

However first they have to navigate the inverse ziggarat of Al Majan airport and the confusing mind games of Al Majan Customs & Immigration.

Heaving in a confused state they get a Tuk Tuk to their hotel and decide to scope the casino.

Doc Silver and Ajax find out how to gain access and contact the owner of the casino. On the floor they realise Tony Two Shorts is there and has recognaised them – there is a tense scene over the roulette table between Tony & Doc Silver. They pretend to have biological items they wish to store and propose to inspect the vault.

Doc on the casino floor

Vikram stays on the casino floor and notices Tony Two Shorts entering the security room. He eavesdroops and hears Tony & his goons laughing at a surprise for Doc Silver.

Doc and Ajax are show around the vault then taken to an lower vault where biological speciems are kept – there is a cage in the corner with a cover over it. They are locked in and the cage electronically unlocked.

Tony and his goons leave to watch the show ‘in person’ but are tripped by Vikram and as they flounder on the floor he stabs them with a tranquiliser pen. He then rushes to help his friends.

Out of the cage steps a hulking green mutant with orange hair being enraged by a shock collar.

Blanka

Doc leaps into action as Ajax keeps the beast distracted he disables the shock collar then Ajax and Silver try and soothe the savage beast and make friends.

Disabling casino guards Vikram makes it to the vault where he is able to use his thermo toothpaste to burn through the vault door.

In the nick of time he releases his comrades from the vault who have realised Blanka who they have befriended is the biological sample they were to recover.

They escape the vault, stealing a laundary van they then get to the coast and rendevous with RN Submarine HMS Midge.

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Agents of Duke: San Rosario File conclusion

Our heroes

  • Dario Rossi, master wheelman
  • Ajax Penhaligan, knitwear clad faceman
  • Doc Silver, Science-spy
  • Vikram ‘Victor’ Harrisson , burgular turned secret agent

Arrive at the World Security Forum at San Rosario City , Capital of the Republic San Rosario and are greeted by General Balthazar who is in charge of the safety of the conference.

General Balthazar and his assistant, Colonel Tring.

The General assigns the a VIP to look after

  • Doc Silver will protect exiled President Julius Limbani of Zembala
  • Vikram the playboy King Rudolph IX formerly of Ruritania – now behind the Iron Curtain.
  • Ajax chivalriously looks to protect Zula Al- , exiled President of Naysall.
  • Dario takes care of Emir Aladdin XXII, exiled monarch of Agrabah now under a socialist arab nationalist junta.
  • Jaspar takes care of Dilma Ortiz exiled presidential widow of Costaguana.

While Doc Silver and Limbani get on splendidly discussing finer tactical points of executive protection and scientific advances the same is not the same of the other agents and their charges. Ajax finds President Zula a modest muslim woman. Vikram is taken to San Rosario’s hippest discotheque the ‘folis a deux’ by the cocaine snorting and playgirl loving Rudolf IX. The only thing Rudolf is more passionate about than partying is the famous Ruritanian national vegetable – the Ruritanian Purple Carrot. Dario engages in a high speed sports car race with the Emir much to the consternation of the San Rosario Municipal Police – City Highway Interception Patrol Squad (CHIPS.)

San Rosario CHIPS

Doc Silver notices a Sombaro wearing man in an opposite building observing Limbani’s room and takes precautions.

Sombaro man

In the lobby while Ajax dines at seperate tables with President Zula he notices Sir Charles ‘the Phantom’ Lytton and John ‘the Cat’ Robie both notorious jewel thieves.

Rudolph IX’s night goes very well he dismisses Vikram as he retires with 3 party girls. However Vikram notices that one is none other than Wilkinson ‘razor’ Sword – heavily disguised. He chooses to do nothing.

Wilkinson Sword

Dawn breaks and imthe international press is full of scandal. Photos have emerged of Rudolph IX in a delicate position with a Ruritanian Purple Carrot! Faced with this disgrace the exiled king autodefenstrates himself meeting a sticky end. Vikram ensures the Ruritanian Crown jewels are moved to a very safe place. Never to be found intact again.

More scandal ! Dario awakes to tears of woe from Aladdin – both were knocked out by gas and the ‘Tear of Jasmine’ enormous diamond the Emir weara has beeb stolen !

Two disgraces for our agents can Ajax abd Doc Silver fend any better ?

Ajax notes a sniper on the roof – rushes in and dashes the President to thr floor before the fatal shot. Dario with Vikram on the back, races and commendered police motorcycle to the roof of the hotel and leaps over to the roof of the tower block as Vikram blazes with pistols two handed.

Red Buzzard

The sniper Red Shadow operative Red Buzzard (for it is she!) attempts to escape using a condor wing back pack but Dario leaps after her and forces her to crash into the hotel swimming pool where San Rosario Air Force paratroopers help capture her.

San Rosario Paratroopers

Meanwhile a deshevelled squad of San Rosario Navy Marines try and enter Limbani’s room. When Doc Silver starts shooting they start blasting. The rest of the team race to the rescue – Dario again racing a motorbike up the Hotel’s stairs (it was an expensive stunt best reuse the footage) and skidding the bike into the assassins. Ajax and Vikram follow this up with precise pistolwork and Limbani is saved.

Marines

A tough day at the office – one monarch dead, another disgraced but two democratic rulers saved. The Red Buzzard can now be interrogated on the Red Shadow organisation so that is something of a victory.

At the airport Vikram approaches Sir Charles and John Robie as a fellow professional. Both deny stealing the Tear of Jasmine but hint of a young female thief in play known as ‘the ice maiden. ‘

The Ice Maiden ?

As the agents plane flies out the camera switches to the barrio of San Rosario City where happy citizens cavort with precious metals of the Ruritanian Crown Jewels. Where the jewels have gone who knows ?

Who knows indeed Vikram ?
San Rosario City
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Agents of DUKE: The San Rosario File – World Security Forum attendees

The WSF os mainly attended by pro-Western democratic countries diplomats, bureaucrats and some staff officers. However some VIPS fron beleagued pro-Western governmejts do attend

The following VIPs are attending the World Security Forum in San Rosario. It is suspected one or more of them are targets of the terrorist attack.

  • President Julius Limbani, exiled President of Zembala
  • Rudolf IX, exiled King of the People’s Republic of Ruritania
  • President Zula Al-Wuiam, exiled President of Naysall
  • Emir Aladdin XXII, exiled ruler of the now Democratic People’s Republic of Agrabah
  • Presidential widow/first lady Dilma Ortiz, leader of the anti-Junta forces of Costaguana
Julius Limbani
Rudolph IX

President Zula Al-Wuiam

Emir Aladdin XXII
Dilma Ortiz

Local security is being provided by the 3rd Battalion 3rd Brigade San Rosario Army, A Company the Presidential Guard and the 1st and 2nd companies respectively of the San Rosario Navy Marines and San Rosario Air Force Paratroopers. There is also a heavy police presence.

General Balthazar in overall command & Captain Tring of the Presidential Guard.
Army Soldiers
Presidential Guards
Marines
paratroopers
patrolmem
female police auxillaries
Senior police
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Agents of DUKE; The San Rosario File: Interlude – Hunter’s Island

Ajax, Jasper and Doc Silver are flying by DUKE learjet to provide security at the San Rosario World Security Forum.

Passing Bermuda it enters an area of unusual weather. Strange coloured clouds. turbulance and hot hail !

Despite the best efforts of the pilots it crashes on a tropical island. The air crew die but our agents survive. Checking their surroundings they find speakers, microphones & cameras in the trees but with cables dug too deep for Doc Silvers improvised scanning device to track.

They are awoken in the morning hy a chiroy annoucement welcoming them as competitors to hunters island with a choice of death or reaching a helipad and winning $1 million.

The dont have to wait long a red triplane appears and starts to straif our agents. Marksmenship appears to no avail but Ajax panics a flock of flamingos to fly in the path of the aircraft and it crashing in a cloud of pink feathers.

They quiz the dying pilot confectionary millionaire heir Baron Helmut Von Vulcan – a monocled and scared pilot in a counter-culture garb. He wonders if in other circumstances they may have been friends as my nan used to say ‘didn’t he die lovely.’

Liberating the MG42 machines guns from the triplane our heroes decide the hunted must become the hunters.

Doc Silver’s scanner is able to detect a trap before its razor sharp blades spring up and attack Ajax, saving his life.

They exchange quips with whip-hollarin Texan hunters and Jaspar hears a waterfall in the background. This enables them to track up a river and find the Cowboy rigged Texan hunters swigging beer – the hunting party of Jack Ewing which they massacre with their German machine guns.

Scavaging around Ajax is hit by a slither of ice – they try and track the hunter with the ice gun but realise they are being drawn deeper and darker into the forest by the mysterious lisping assassin.

The Stealthy assassin

Retreating back from the forest they come under archery fire. The striking bower property heiress Diana Athena is persuaded by Ajax that the greater thrill would be to bretray her fellow hunters.

Diana Athena

They have by now got the layout of the island – a harbour with luxury yachts with an adjacent airfield of jets and some armed trojan prop aircraft.

Meanwhile in at the central volcano their was a headquarter with helipads and luxurious accomodation. Our heroes inflitrate this complex with Diana’s help – Jaspar & Doc Silver posing as prisoners and Ajax following behind.

Tony Two Shorts

They reach a central lounge with a number of characters in the room. The lisping assassin and his ice gun, mafioso Tony Two Shorts DeSilva and his hoods in cuban shirts and loud jewelry and precided over by non other than Vega !

Vegas

This is a side hussle of his as his non-shadloo uniformed henchmen indicate. The surviving hunters speculate about getting Doc & Jaspar to fight for their lives when Diana throws a smoke grenade into the room.

Jaspar cuts his bond with a razor Ajax had slipped him. He gets into grappling match with the lisping assassin Mr Fudd who tries to choke him calling him a ‘wrascally wabbit’. Doc fends off a hench man – Ajax gets in an uneven gunfight with Tony Two Shorts machine gun wielding hoodlums. Doc vents the geothermal energy of the base to blast the mafia men with steam and cause the base to explode. Vega and Diana have seperately escaped by helicopter and grabbing the eventually subdued Elmer Fudd our heros head to the pier and leave on his yacht – the Rasically Rabbit.

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Agents of DUKE: The Trivoli Assignment Episode 2

Doc Silver braced himself for the assault of the Red Shadows on the squat. Ajax Penhaligan locked eyes with Red Buzzard as the faced off on the rooftop opposite.

Doc Silver

But lo! What chokka-wokkas over yonder harbour zipping low over the Little Mermaid. With Jasper Hightower leaning out the canopy with a sniper rifle and Vikram, his raven haired locks floating in the wind on the other side with a grease gun SMG at his hip.

Vikram
a mermaid, she’s not big
Chocky-Wocky

It is a Helicopter and Dario Russo is the sun, well the pilot – zooming low over Ajax and the Red Buzzard his colleagues blasting.

Dario

The plainclothes Red Shadows open up on the helicopter. Jasper and Vikram leaping onto the squat roof – keeping Red Shadow’s head down. Doc Silver takes charge of trying to work out who to get Dominque Fuentes (lady DUKE agent) and Codename Tara (Soviet defector) out the squat.

Red Buzzard

Red Buzzard beats Ajax to the shot and hits him with a dart from her needle gun knocking him out. She proceeds to demonstrate her prodigious strength and agility throwing the grown man over her shoulder and escaping across the rooftops.

Jasper sees she is racing to meet a BMW speeding along at street level but with his sharpshooter skills disables the car.

The Red Shadows his a rotor nut on the helicopter and Dario control-crashes it into one of the squads of mufti Red Shadows. Exiting he tries to hot wire an escape car but blows its electrics so has to rush to the squat under the the protection of Vikram’s covering fire.

Codename Tarka and the squat leader are wounded by Red Shadow fire. Doc Silver stablises them and the sgents determine to escape via the back of the squat.

Hark ! Whats that ? Sirens ? its the fuzz!

Ajax awakens and fails in somewhat half-hearted attenpts to escape Red Buzzard’s villanous patrician clutches. However after some further bon mots she leaves him has her rendevous car doesnt turn up snd she can’t escape Copenhagen’s finest lugging a DUKE agent about.

Codename Tarka shows her powers giving a flash of light which blinds the Red Shadow squads allowing the team to escape.

Jasper & Vikram shinny down a drainpipe and meeting Doc, Dominque, Dario and Tara lift a manhole cover and escape into the sewer.

Ad Break – ah bisto !

The Team pull back to a DUKE safehouse. Dario however notices the joint is being staked out. Two nordic types in a boxy volvo sedan. Vikram pops got an tosses a smoke grenade into the car and the rest of the team grab the goons and bundle them into the safehouse.

They are two men, tall, stronger – the older one has Danish Waffen SS tattoos. They both has pistols and identity passes as members of ‘Berserk Shipping’ security department.

Ajax

Berserk shipping is a major international shipping firm run by Milken Mortenson. Interogating the Security Guards Milken apparently has a beef with DUKE because he regards Diskod Island as Danish territory.

To try and find out more they get their captives to report their location in a warehouse district and set up a ambush. With hallucinogenic knock out gas they knock out the 20 plainclothes Madsen M50 armed security guards. In their disrupted state they interogate them.

Milken sounds like he might be a concern to DUKE – there are a core of Danish ex Waffen SS veterans in his security force, he has an obcession with the Canadian territory (Disko Island) and appears to know about the Soviet defector and location of a DUKE safehouse so seems to have a private intelligence service.

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So the Agents decide they can deal with Red Shadow operations in Copenhagen, murderous Greek gangsters and suspicious Shipping magnates another day. They decide to head to the beaches of Jutland rendevous with a British Royal Navy submarine and get their defector out of Denmark.

Jasper

Driving to Jutland they notice they are followed by some heavies in sedans. Jaspar disables their tires with caltropd leaving bulky men in ill fitting suits (likely east european spies) cursing in a ditch.

On the beach they are attached by two conrades of Tarka – Prizack (phaser) who appears in and our of the sand duned reaching to Doc Silver’s body clutching organs and Vodyandy – a frog/fish woman of prodigious strength and speed.

They narrowly manage to force the hypernatural attackers to retreat and Tarka ( Soviet Codename Svetovoya (‘dazzler’) ) makes it on to the dingy and the waiting RN Submarine HMS Midge.

What is the plots of Danish Shipping Magnate Milken Mortenson?

What is the extent of the Soviet Super Agent programme ?

Will Akis Stephanikos get his revenge on Vikram ?

Will the Red Buzzard return ?

Find out in future episodes of Agents of DUKE

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